Rommelig

Hi, I'm in my lair tard, I'm covered in custard and wank.

It's getting a bit hard.

I'm in my lair tard, covered in custard.

Urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, yeah, it's coming down my lair tard, thick custard and it's in, it's all over me tights and my lair tard, oh my god.

Oh, it's all over me, oh, it's in my tights, it's in my lair tard, oh, oh no, oh god, it's lovely, oh, all the men and women out there, I love it, oh god, it's going to come, it's going to come in my lair tard, full of custard, oh yeah.