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Garrett stood proudly over the threshold of his front door, eyes scanning the lush green

and freshly mowed lawn extending around his new home.

He looked up at the police car he had parked on the curb and puffed out his chest as a

couple of neighbors walked by, waving and offering a cocky smirk.

He then headed inside to shower and dress before hopping inside a lifted truck and cruising