Britse tiener kokhalzend op de grote pik van een oude man

Right, welcome to the show, it's Ben over here with some more totally fucked up shit.

Look, if you're of a nervous disposition, don't watch this show because this is just, like I said, totally fucked up.

It's wrong. It's wrong on every level.

Basically, if you think you've sat down to watch some couple shit, this ain't gonna be nothing like that, okay?

It's, uh... how do I put it?