Een enorme pis loslaten, gevolgd door een tiet

Hello there, how's it going? I really fucking need a wee. I've just been doing something

on my other phone and hadn't realised it was about to die on me and it died on me and I've

got a phone that's been on me for ages. Not going for a wee for ages because I was in

need and now my phone has died on me and it is rubbish because I have... tonnes of work.

Urgh, so fucking annoyed. I say tonnes of work. Just a second, let's turn this light